Gift Card
Regular price $10 Unit price per
What better way to say “I love you” than with money? But not, like, real money, because that's generic and gauche.
Instead, these gift cards allow you to say "I love you, and I am also aware you like this weird sex podcast, so here's some special money you can only spend on the weird sex podcast." And then they'll be like "it's not a sex podcast" and then you'll go "isn't it?" And they'll frown and squint and go "I mean, there's...it's not ENTIRELY a sex podcast" and you close your eyes and nod and go "yeahyeahyeahcool" as you shove the gift card into their hands. This is for doing all that.
By the way, a unique gift card code will be emailed to you upon purchase.